Deadly Debut: A Mystery Anthology

MURDER NEW YORK STYLE

Deadly Debut

Also in the

MURDER NEW YORK STYLE

Series:

Fresh Slices

Edited by Terrie Farley Moran

and

Family Matters

Edited by Anita Page

MURDER NEW YORK STYLE

Deadly Debut

From the New York / Tri-State Chapter of Sisters in Crime

Edited by

Clare Toohey

GLENMERE PRESS

WARWICK, NEW YORK

Published by Glenmere Press

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Copyright © 2014 by the New York/Tri-State Chapter of Sisters in Crime. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission.

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Cover Illustration Copyright © 2014 by Judy Pedersen

Cover Design by Santo Fareri, SRF Design

This is a work of fiction. Names, places, and events are the product of the authors’ imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or places is entirely coincidental. The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.

First Edition: 2014

ISBN eBook Edition: 9780-9903139-1-5

Printed in the United States of America

CONTENTS

PREFACE

ELIZABETH ZELVIN

Death Will Clean Your Closet

ANITA PAGE

The Lie

LINA ZELDOVICH

Murder in the Aladdin’s Cave

PEGGY EHRHART

Family Matters

DEIRDRE VERNE

None of the Above

TRISS STEIN

NYPD Daughter

TERRIE FARLEY MORAN

Strike Zone

PREFACE

DON’T be fooled by the raven on the cover, because this title is also a phoenix.

The New York/Tri-State Chapter of Sisters in Crime conceived its very first anthology in 2006, and the following year saw the publication of Murder New York Style, the name we’ve now adopted for the series. For all their efforts then in starting us down the path of publishing, we’d like to recognize Laura K. Curtis, Peggy Ehrhart, Janice Greer, Randy Kandel, Michael Mallory, Terrie Farley Moran, and Bob Stein.

That first title is long out of print and its publisher shuttered, but our growing experience with chapter anthologies encouraged us to return to the stories and to try to recapture some, including a 2007 Agatha Award nominee for Best Short Story (Death Will Clean Your Closet by Elizabeth Zelvin), for a brand-new, abridged collection.

Deadly Debut is simultaneously old and new, representing both our chapter’s proud history and its perennial reinvention. We hope you enjoy it.

—The Anthology Committee: Peggy Ehrhart, Catherine Maiorisi, Leigh Neely, and Clare Toohey, editor

DEATH WILL CLEAN YOUR CLOSET

Elizabeth Zelvin

ON the Saturday morning, when I finally got around to cleaning my apartment, I found a ton of mouse droppings, seven enormous water bugs, and a body. The body lay crumpled like a Raggedy Ann in the back of the walk-in closet. That closet was the jewel in my rent-controlled crown. It made me the envy of all my friends with one-year leases in the overpriced shoeboxes that had replaced most of the old-law tenements and crumbling brownstones on the Upper East Side. The white, working-class neighborhood of Yorkville had fallen prey to developers, who put in high-rises with Sheetrock walls as thin as a corned beef on rye in a greasy spoon.

She lay sprawled on top of a pile of black, plastic garbage bags, filled with old clothes that I planned to donate to the thrift shop on the corner and write off on my taxes. Some day. Probably in my next life.

The closet was deep. In the front row hung stuff I actually wore. When I brushed my pants and shirts aside with the mop, I’d bumped up against something weirder and more solid than the sexy nighties and assorted female garments left by my ex-wife and a bunch of girlfriends I didn’t know any more. I reached for the closet light, a bare bulb on one of those cheap little chains that tend to break off in your hand when you tug on them. This one didn’t, but the bulb was dead. And so was she, according to the flashlight.

When you’ve spent your most sexually active years having alcoholic blackouts, it is literally possible not to recognize someone you’ve been intimate with. This can happen as soon as the morning after. On the other hand, I hadn’t had a drink in ninety days. For three months, I’d been clean and sober and celibate—except for a fling with my ex-wife, which didn’t count, and a one-night stand that had ended badly.

The girl in my closet had a silk tie knotted around her neck. In the dim light, her face looked blue to me. She didn’t look like more than mid-twenties, with spiky, short dark hair, a row of sparkly ear studs, a little, silver star in one pierced nostril, and a rose tattoo on her breast just above the line of her black tank top. She wore faded jeans cropped above the ankle with designer holes in them. Her feet were bare. The toenails of the right foot had been painted a glittery silver. It looked as if death had intervened before she got to the left. I had never seen her before in my life.

In AA, they keep telling us you can’t do it alone. The it they mostly mean is staying sober one day at a time. But they also say to practice the principles in all your affairs. The corpse in my closet was my affair, whether I liked it or not. So I called my best friend, Jimmy.

Bruce. Hey, dude, what’s up?

Caller ID still freaks me out. I’d gotten behind in my technology while keeping up with my drinking. Jimmy, on the other hand, who’s a computer genius, is high tech all the way. In the background, I could hear the sounds of battle. I recognized the rebel yell and the hoarse bark of black powder rifles. That made it either the History Channel or Jimmy’s interactive Civil War reenactment website. Probably both. Jimmy multitasks.

I was cleaning my apartment this morning, I began.

See? I told you that if you got sober, miracles would happen.

Wait, let me tell this! I burrowed all the way to the back of my closet.

And did you find Narnia? Jimmy’s girlfriend, Barbara, listens on the extension. She’s unbearably perky in the mornings.

"Nope. I found a body. A dead body."

The receiver emitted a stunned silence. Then Barbara found her tongue, which never remains lost for long.

Who is it?

I have no idea.

"You’re telling me you’ve been back in that apartment ever since you got out of detox and you never noticed? Barbara screeched. A body?"

You know it takes a while after detox for all your faculties to come back, I whined.

Withdrawal is not a synonym for brain dead, Barbara snapped. She’s a counselor, and she has no tolerance for alcoholic griping unless she’s paid to listen to it.

Didn’t we look in that closet back when we cleaned out the freezer and all that? Jimmy asked. He’d helped me dispose of some tempting controlled substances.

The memory is fuzzy, but I think we checked. We didn’t burrow.

There would have been a smell, Jimmy pointed out.

I did notice a faint stink, I confessed, but you know my bedroom window looks out on the back of that Italian seafood restaurant on Third Avenue. I didn’t think anything of it.

How long? Barbara demanded. When did you first notice the smell? How could someone have gotten in? Where did it come from? Who else has your keys? What about the fire escape? And when? And why?

Whoa, there, Torquemada. Becoming a counselor had refined the inquisitorial techniques Barbara was born with. Let me think.

My brain didn’t want to work. I forced it.

She couldn’t have been there that long. She’s not stiff, but she’s not decaying either. That I would have noticed.

She? they both piped up. Guess which one of them added, Anyone we know?

No! I said emphatically. And yes, I’m sure.

You’ll have to call the police. Jimmy always does the right thing. It comes from his fifteen plus years in recovery. Integrity. It’s one of the things that always scared the pants off of me about sobriety.

I can’t. For once, I could identify the feeling: panic. I had not enjoyed my prior dealings with the police.

You’ve got choices, Barbara offered. It’s one of those twelve-step slogans that seem so Mickey Mouse until you actually try to live by them.

Yeah, well, that’s no help unless one of them is quietly closing the door and pretending I never found her.

One day at a time, fella. One moment at a time. Either the slogans or Jimmy’s soothing voice worked. I began to come back from where part of me hovered on the ceiling looking down, and the other part clutched the phone and jibbered. First things first.

"What is first?" Barbara asked.

How about you start by going back and taking another look at the body, Jimmy suggested. The police are going to ask a lot of questions.

Even more than me, Barbara added cheerfully. As she’ll inform you, whether you asked or not, self-honesty is one of her character assets.

You’ll stay on the line?

We’re right here.

I put down the receiver. Jimmy never tires of telling me I need to get rid of my old black AT&T clunker. I do have a cellphone, but I don’t have enough recovery to keep it charged reliably.

I marched back to the closet where the door remained open. My clothes hung where I’d left them, pushed to either side. The lighter women’s things fluttered slightly in the breeze from the half-open window. The black garbage bags were still piled haphazardly on the floor. The dust bunnies I hadn’t gotten to stirred gently, as if restless. The body was gone.

I stood there with my jaw at half-mast. The faint strains of a Puccini aria floated in from the Italian restaurant. The morning cleanup crew and prep chefs were all opera buffs. As if inspired, a blue jay’s creaky voice broke into, Thief! thief! from the backyard of one of the neighboring brownstones. Somewhere in the building, a door slammed.

I marched back to the phone.

She’s not there any more.

Hmmm. Living with Barbara, Jimmy’s learned to speak a little therapist.

Bruce, Barbara inquired sweetly, "is it possible that what you’ve been smelling is the garbage from the Italian seafood restaurant?"

Maybe she was playing possum, Jimmy said. I knew for a fact that Jimmy had never seen a possum. He grew up in Yorkville, just like me, and neither of us had ventured south of Seventy-ninth Street until Jimmy’s sixteenth birthday. But he loved the Discovery Channel.

She looked dead to me.

Jimmy had a point, though. A live person hiding in my closet would make a lot less noise sneaking away than someone dragging a body. It still didn’t explain what she had been doing in there. Or how she got in. Or who she was.

How sure are you that you didn’t recognize her?

That one I could answer. Very.

Have you slept with any strange women lately? Barbara is addicted to minding everybody’s business, especially Jimmy’s and mine. Inquiring minds want to know, she added, reading my thoughts with ease.

No! I didn’t have to fake indignation. Not since detox. Except for the two you know about.

Before you got sober, then. Did you give anybody a key?

I might have, I admitted. I’d been drinking heavily the last month or two before I’d stopped, though I hadn’t woken up with anyone I didn’t know during that time. But I might have taken one or more to bed. Post-feminist women get up and