Handsome Men Blow

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Copyright© 2014 James Cox

ISBN: 978-1-77233-031-1

Cover Artist: Sour Cherry Designs

Editor: Kerry Genova

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DEDICATION

To my readers, for enjoying my twisted tales and sharing your thoughts on the Internet. I appreciate all your reviews. To Evernight, my one and only publisher, because you are that good. Here's to tail sex!

HANDSOME MEN BLOW

Handsome Heroes, 4

James Cox

Copyright © 2014

Chapter One

I wasn’t some pansy ass hero. I was a thief. A good one. Of course, that statement contradicted my current location—behind bars on a League of Universal Peace fleet ship. However, I could get out of this. Yeah, I was that fucking good. Bars? No problem. Over a thousand well-armed soldiers on this floor? Easy. My only issue was what was beyond that. Space. Ain’t too many can overcome the harsh effects of space. Stealing a ship was risky. Most of the League’s fighters had recall devices just for this purpose. I sat down in my cell, thinking on the hot sex that got me here.

I’m wait for the sexy man that is a good ride in bed to fall asleep. He has enough drink in him to take down a Quarrel Beast. I make my way to his discarded clothes. Take everything of value and dress. When I glance back, I shake my head. The idiot is in a woman’s skirt and heels. The tights on his legs look good though. I smile, revealing my white teeth. My cock is satisfied, and my head clear since that sexy man drank more than me. What the hell is his name? His speech is slurred so I have to decode his words. Kenny. Kendel. Kendrew. Yeah, that’s it. Doesn’t matter, anyway. I have what I want. A happy cock and a pocket full of credits for a ride out of this joint.

I make my way to the door and open it with my tail. Oh, yeah. I have a tail. Hey, don’t judge. I think that surprised my latest mark too. My tail is above my ass crack, fitting just above any pants I wore. The black horns are somewhat hard to miss even under my long black hair. Besides that, my skin is a cool grey with dark eyes.

Once we removed our clothes, the short human didn’t seem to mind my unique traits. My skin is chilled on account of my reptilian DNA. Oh yeah, I also have rainbow cum and was the sexiest bitch anyone will ever meet. I think the colorful jizz threw Kendrew for a loop. He seemed to down more drink because of it. Maybe he’d never been with a Paldorian before. We are a rare breed in the vast new universe.

So, I collect my new prizes and hightail it out of here. A tail joke, I smile. The hallway is dim as I fumble my way from a cheering crowd. It looks like my mark has an adoring fan club. Good for him. He is going to need it when he wakes up naked and broke. Well, not totally naked. What the hell compelled him to put on a pair of female heels? It makes me chuckle as I exit the hall and enter the main chamber. This is a space station filled with a shitload of species. Some are refueling, others restocking, a few fixing some issues with their ship, and one that is trolling for a new mark. Me.

Yup, I am ready to find a sexy fucker and negotiate a low fee for getting off this station. Not that I have any particular place to go. My home planet, well, that was a long story. One I’m not going to sort through as I walk the large interior of the station. There are several big windows, all tinted blue because of the shield just in case some asshole decides to go kamikaze and try to take the station into space vacuum mode. I glance out as I walk. Everyone moves out of my way thanks to my intimidating manner. I am over six feet with horns, a tail, and lots of muscle. Nobody wants to fuck with me. Well, fucking me good, fighting me bad.

Of course, there are a few slow-in-the-heads that try. I slacken my pace. There are two guys with the same face markings on either side of the narrowing hall. They look human or possible Deterian. Nope, human. I can tell by their sheer stupidity. One guy walks right in my path and stills. He smiles, showing off a row of clean, white teeth.

"Hello, Friend."

"Do I look like your friend? Because I’d rather beat you, fuck your corpse, and be on my way. A simple threat, I swear, I am not that freaky when it comes to sex. The guy’s smile falls. He and his buddy have dark hair, both hiding weapons under their dark clothes. Really subtle. I roll my eyes. Move." See there, I am being nice.

"We have business to discuss," the taller of the two says, glancing behind me.

As if I don’t hear a third guy fumbling his way behind me, this idiot just looked at his ‘unexpected’ addition to the team. Wow, I must have hit the motherfucking load of stupid. I sighed. Move out of my way. Now. See, that’s me still being nice.

"First, follow us into the stall." He tilts his head to indicate a small shop with its door open.

Yeah, like I was going to go in there with these guys while the hall is bustling with witnesses and possible security. How about, you get the fuck out of my way. Okay, I am done with nice.

The tall guy lifts his shirt to reveal his laser gun. Don’t make me use it.

"Don’t make me shove that up your ass and shot. It’ll piss off your cell mate not being able to fuck a bitch like you." Yes, I am definitely done with nice.

He growls, showing teeth.

I countered by showing mine. You have three seconds to move and be on your way.

Tall guy jerks his head. Grab him.

See, I told you they aren’t high on the intelligence. When the ‘surprise’ guy behind me grabs my forearm, I just nail him in the chin with my elbow. It takes all of thirty seconds, two kicks, and one tail whip for all three to be on the ground withering in pain. There is a reason Paldorian’s are rare. Most breeds feared us and want us destroyed. I rub a splatter of blood of my left horn and stepped over the tall guy that initiated this entire thing.

"Don’t move!"

I still. Security is suddenly running down the hall with weapons drawn. I lift my hands. They tried to rob me, I defended myself. You can ask any witness here. I pointed around the room while my hands are still up.

"You’re under containment by the sector police until the League of Universal Peace takes you for transfer."

Now what made him add the League to this discussion? What? Why? I keep still with the exception of my tail. I sway it back and forth, a habit that I haven’t overcome yet.

"Robbery." The sector guard takes a step forward and fires.

I cursed as I leap to the left of my current position, but the net splays open as it shots from his weapon. It catches my legs, sending a jolt of electricity through my body. I am unconscious just after I fell the hard floor meet my handsome face.

And here I was. Accused of robbing a League personal and sentenced