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A resource for the desperate and those who are out of excuses.
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Angela Friesen
Let's just say the Loki is tha patron god of my soul, and leave it at that. Just remember that anything is possible, especially the unlikely.
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Excuses, Excuses - Angela Friesen
Excuses, Excuses
I won’t be in today because…
Excuses, Excuses
By Angela Friesen
Copyright Angela Friesen 2013
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ISBN: 9781301511969
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Pets
If Your Boss is Really Dense
Chronic Conditions
If You’re Wasted…
Miscellaneous
Travel and Transportation
Family
I am SO Smart…
Medical
Housing-related
Relationships
Neighbors
Wardrobe Malfunction
Unpredictable Animals
Psychological
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