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    Blazing Bodices
    Blazing Bodices
    Blazing Bodices
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    Blazing Bodices

    By Robert Jeschonek

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    Hardcore adventurer Sir Algernon Hogshead takes down badass steampunks in Victorian London. But the case of a lifetime might just ruin his winning streak and his life. When his wife starts keeping mysterious secrets and bad company, Sir Hogshead craves a peek behind the velvet curtain. But he can't possibly break through the world of women...or can he? Sparks fly when this manliest man crosses the line and takes on the undercover assignment he never imagined. Will a dress and corset enable a pulp action hero to blow the lid off a female threat without blowing his cover? Or will the terrible truth behind his wife's betrayal mean a horrifying ordeal for the man behind the disguise? Sometimes, the most awful surprises can lurk behind the most ridiculous outfits. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of twisted fantasy and steampunk that really pack a punch.

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    Robert T. Jeschonek "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories out of that skewed worldview." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author of the Starship series

    "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fábio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic

    About the Author

    Robert T. Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW Books have published his work. His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, is now available from Clarion Books/Houghton Mifflin Harcourt and was named one of Booklist’s Top Ten First Novels for Youth.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert Jeschonek
    Release dateOct 5, 2010
    ISBN9781452387581
    Blazing Bodices
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    Robert Jeschonek

    Robert Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, essays, articles, comic books, and podcasts have been published around the world. According to fantasy and science fiction luminary Mike Resnick, Robert "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories out of that skewed worldview."Robert's young adult urban fantasy novel, MY FAVORITE BAND DOES NOT EXIST, is due in 2011 from Clarion Books, a division of Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. A collection of his fantasy and science fiction stories, MAD SCIENTIST MEETS CANNIBAL, is available from PS Publishing in England. Robert has written for POSTSCRIPTS, ESCAPE POD, DRABBLECAST, SPACE AND TIME, PODCASTLE, DAW Books anthologies, and many other publications.His credits include STAR TREK fiction published by Pocket Books. His work appeared in three volumes of STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS, winning the grand prize in Volume VI. He was also nominated for the British Fantasy Award for his story, "Fear of Rain." His story "One Awake In All the World" was called out in a Publishers Weekly starred review of the anthology DESTINATION FUTURE in 2010.His comic book work has appeared in JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA 80-PAGE GIANT 2010 #1 from DC Comics. He has also scripted stories for various indie comics, including WAR from Saddle Tramp Press and DEAD BY DAWN QUARTERLY and COMMERCIAL SUICIDE in the UK.Jeschonek is based in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. His website, www.robertjeschonek.com, features fresh daily updates on the world of writing and other alternate realities.

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      Blazing Bodices - Robert Jeschonek

      Blazing Bodices

      Blazing Bodices

      A STEAMPUNK TALE

      ROBERT JESCHONEK

      Blastoff Books

      Contents

      Also by Robert Jeschonek

      Blazing Bodices

      About the Author

      Special Preview: Heaven Bent

      BLAZING BODICES

      Copyright © 2023 by Robert Jeschonek

      http://bobscribe.com/

      Cover Art Copyright © 2023 by Ben Baldwin

      www.benbaldwin.co.uk

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      Published by Blastoff Books

      An Imprint of Pie Press

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      Johnstown, Pennsylvania 15904

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      Blazing Bodices

      When the woman who was not a woman burst into our evening, we were just setting up some balls for the breaking.

      Shortly after Miss Patel had finished her story of the Emerald Guardians, I and several members of the Wanderers' Club retired to the billiards room.  After all the idle chit chat, we felt the need for action. After all, we call ourselves Wanderers, not Gossipers, do we not?

      Just as Mr. Asteroth-Phipps was drawing back his stick to break the first rack of balls, the heavy oak door of the billiard room flew open.  As the door slammed home against the oak paneling of the wall, the five of us in the room looked toward the noise all at once.

      My first impression was of a statuesque woman standing in the doorway, two or three inches taller than six feet.  A black overcoat encompassed the upper reaches of her frame, occluding many details of her figure. The rest were hidden by the vast bell of the royal blue skirt of her dress, fanned out over its frame of whalebone hoops.

      Her blonde hair, instead of being worn up and properly pinned, lay in a tangled fall upon her shoulders and back.  Her hair looked wild, as did her eyes; her long, oval face was glossy with sweat.

      A statuesque woman in distress; this was my first impression.  Had she been accosted on the street and sought shelter in our club?  Was she the victim of a medical emergency, in need of urgent care?

      Whatever her business, it didn't take long for us to offer our assistance.  The five of us moved forward more or less at the same time. I would expect no less from such a gathering of men of action.

      Madame.  I spoke first, bowing my head briefly as I stepped toward her.  I am Captain Buckingham Thrice of Her Majesty's Royal Marines, Occult Brigade.  These good fellows and I stand ready to assist in any way possible. How may we be of service?

      It was then, just before she spoke, that I realized the truth of the situation.  Raising my head, I suddenly got a closer look at the woman. My

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