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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-05-19
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-05-19
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-05-19
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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-05-19 - Various Various

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    May 19, 1920, by Various

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    Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, May 19, 1920

    Author: Various

    Editor: Owen Seaman

    Release Date: May 25, 2008 [EBook #25591]

    Language: English

    *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, VOL. 158, MAY 19, 1920 ***

    Produced by Nigel Blower, Jonathan Ingram and the Online

    Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net

    PUNCH,

    OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

    Vol. 158.


    May 19th, 1920.


    CHARIVARIA.

    A Swedish scientist has invented a new building material called sylvenselosit. It is said to cost one-fifth the price of the building material in use in this country, which is known to the trade as wishyumagetit.


    A folding motor-car is said to have been invented which has a greater speed than any other car. The next thing that requires inventing is a folding pedestrian to cope with it.


    Berlin manufacturers are experimenting in making clothing from nettles. This is a chance that the nettle has long been waiting for.


    A business magazine suggests that a series of afternoon chats with business men should be arranged. Our war experience of morning back chats at the grocer’s is not encouraging.


    The capture of General Carranza, says a Vera Cruz message, was a mistake on the part of General Sanchez. We trust this does not mean that they will have to start the thing all over again.


    Those who understand the Mexican trouble say it is doubtful whether America can deal with this war until the Presidential election is over. One war at a time is the American motto.


    We gather from a contemporary that people who have been ordering large stocks of coal in the hope of escaping the new prices will be disappointed. Still, they may get in ahead of the next advance.


    The inventor of the silent typewriter is now in London. We seem to know the telephone which gave him the idea.


    A man at Bow Street Court complained that the Black Maria which conveyed him there was very stuffy. Some prisoners say that this vehicle is so unhealthy as to drive custom away from the Court.


    Fruit blight threatens to be serious this year, says a daily paper, and drastic action should be taken against the apple weevil. A very good plan is to make an imitation apple of iron and then watch the weevil snap at it and break off its teeth.


    One North of England workman is said to be in a bit of a hole. It seems that he has mislaid his strike-fixture card.


    Immediately after a football match at Londonderry, one of the players was shot in the leg by an opponent. The latter claims that he never heard the whistle blow.


    Dr. Eugene Fisk, President of the Life Extension Institute, promises by scientific means to prolong human life for nineteen hundred years. If this is the doctor’s idea of a promise we would rather not know what he would call a threat.


    Wood for making pianos, says a weekly journal, is often kept for forty years. And even this, writes Jaded Parent, is not half long enough.


    With reference to the man who was seen laughing at Newport last week, it is only fair to point out that he was not a ratepayer, but was only visiting the place.


    Larry Lemon, says The Sunday Express, is considered to be better than Charlie Chaplin. As he is quite a young man, however, it is possible that he may yet grow out of it.


    The Clerk of the oldest City Company writes to The Times to say that his Livery has resolved to drink no champagne at its feasts. Meanwhile other predictions as to the end of the world should be treated with reserve.


    After the statement in court by Mr. Justice Darling people contemplating marriage should book early for divorce if they want to avoid the rush.


    Why Marry? says the title of a new play. While no valid reason appears to exist many declare that it is a small price to pay for the satisfaction of being divorced.


    Three-fourths of the public only buy newspapers to read the advertisements, says a contemporary. It would be interesting to know what the others buy them for.


    Few people seem to realise, says a cinema gossip, that Miss S. Eaden, the American film actress, is fond of tulips. We are ashamed to confess

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