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DUCK TALE
A DUCK walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman is incredulous and says, “But you’re a duck! And you can talk!”
“I see your eyes and ears are working,” replies the duck, rolling his eyes. “Now, if you don’t mind, can I have my beer and sandwich please?”
“Certainly, sorry about that,” says the barman, and pours the duck’s pint. “It’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you