MAKING AN APPOINTMENT
Patient: I need a doctors’ appointment please.
Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Patient: No, I don’t need that many.
GETTING LOST
A motorbike gets separated from its parents in the mall.
An announcement comes through the speaker system to help identify the bike.
“Has anyone lost their motorbike? He claims he is Harley & David’s son.”
AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
I bought a thesaurus from the