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ON A RECENT visit to Denmark I saw this remarkable poster inside a bus. Needless to say, I put my foot through the bus window and was hospitalised for a considerable amount of time. However, I was perfectly fine and I didn’t even have to pay any medical bills because of the excellent public health system in Scandinavia. Do I win five Krone?
Reginald Chaos, email
NOW THAT Who Do You Think You Are has informed us that comedian Josh Widdicombe is descended from Henry VIII, it somehow makes all the trouble the tyrannical fat fucker caused in his desperate quest for a male heir seem even more ridiculous.
Steve Crouch, Peterborough
I RECENTLY started writing a musical about Brenda Blethyn simply called Brenda. However, I had to stop because I realised that I know nothing about her, and in addition, I can’t write music.
Michael Mathew, Watford
I CAN’T HELP noticing that there haven’t been many kitchen appliance-related stories in this magazine for quite some time. Come on Viz, lift your game!
Col P Fawcett, Durham
COME ON, train drivers. It wouldn’t hurt you to stop at a level crossing and let pedestrians and traffic pass for a change. Just once in a while.
D Williams, Donegal
HOW COME the army still transport their soldiers in those huge, dark green vehicles? They’ve been doing this for years and surely the enemy have realised what’s in them by now. I think they’d be far better off turning up to battle in a DPD delivery truck, or an Eddie Stobart lorry. The enemy wouldn’t have a clue what was going on until they all hopped out the back.
Lloyd Hilton, Connah’s Quay
FORGET the empty supermarket shelves, travel restrictions and delivery driver shortages. The worst aspect of Brexit must surely be not being allowed to ask for a‘soixante-neuf’in a rub-a-tug shop any more.
J Brown, Edinburgh
HAVE ANY other readers noticed that there are no life jackets under the seats for passengers on a bus, like they have on aeroplanes? As usual it’s one rule for air travellers and another for the rest of us.
Col P Fawcett, Durham
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