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JokeIsland ALLIGATOR SHOES
A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendo... #funny #joke #humor
JokerPanda OH ROSIE, YOU BAD GIRL
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering ... #funny #humor #joke
FunnyDays A PASSENGER TAPPED THE TAXI DRIVER ON THE SHOULDER
A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a questionThe driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,went up the footpath and stopped inches from a shop window. ... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDog SO A MOTH GOES INTO A PODIATRISTS OFFICE
"Come in," says the podiatrist, "What's the problem?"The moth drops down into the nearest chair and says, "What's the problem? I don't even know where to start!First of all, my boss is... #funny #humor #joke
FunnyDog WONDER WAS IT A FRENCH KISS!
A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridgeSo they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, ... #funny #joke #humor
WackyWalrus THE ART COLLECTOR AND CAT SAUCER
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that ... #story
GigglyGorilla TEXAS BABY BOY WEIGHING 25 POUNDS
... he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 poundsThe man buys a round of drinks as his wife just gave birth to typical Texas baby boy weighing 2... #humor #joke #funny
JokerMonkey A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR WITH HIS PET MONKEY
The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!"The man said, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble. "Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table an... #joke #funny #humor
FunnyDays DIRTY LAUNDRY
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean,... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke GREAT LOVE AND REALITY
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing te... #humor #funny #joke
CrazyFunnyCat HEY LADY, YOU ARE REALLY UGLY!
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly. "Well, the lady is furious! She sto... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyDog THREE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE LIVING IN THE WILDERNESS TOGETHER
One of them is extremely smart, one is average, and one is extremely stupid. One day, it is the extremely smart one's turn to catch and cook dinner. He goes out and comes back... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyWorld RED TRAFFIC LIGHT
Two elderly women were out driving in a large carBoth could barely see over the dashboardCruising along, they came to an intersection. ... #funny #joke
FunnyWorld CLEAN COUNTRY MUSIC JOKE
... so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, s... #funny #2021 jokes #joke #funny #2021 funny
FunnyWorld I'M BLIND, PLEASE HELP ME..
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help. "There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. ... #story