138.04/ TIL the name for a phenomenon I've witnessed for decades: "Murc's Law" = "widespread assumption that only Democrats have any agency or causal influence over American politics"
Gonzo will be Achashverosh & Vashti would be a chicken (Camilla). Esther will be chosen because Hegai dresses her in feathers. More casting ideas welcome.
138.07b/ We're working on this.
Strangepork as Haman. Why? Ham-Man, that's why.
Zeresh is Ms. Piggy - making all of the family pigs, including the 9 of the 10 sons with one being an actual dolphin.
Mordechai is Kermit
Charvona is Pepe
Hatach is Fozzie
Hegai is Scooter
138.08/ Unrelated news from the Crazy Muppet Rabbi himself:
138.12/ #Purim 5783 I'm living the Modern Orthodox dream: everyone in the house but me has been preparing for #Megillah layning. My son did 3 shifts last night & 2 today. My wife & daughter are layning right now at a women's service. Me? In a #Steelers jersey fielding the door.
138.13/ For #InternationalWomansDay#IWD I usually make detailed lists of the women I follow but ever since M*sk took over, I feel it's a waste of energy putting so much work into this sputtering website. Please see my list of last year.
138.14/ I benched gomel this morning because of a real #Purim miracle: the weird weather & high winds on Tuesday knocked my neighbor's tree down - all 40 feet, 3 tons of it - and it fell in BETWEEN the two houses. Nobody was hurt. The firefighters etc. remarked at our great luck.
Downloadable PDF with working links to shiurim by Orthodox women on the parsha and other weekly Torah. drive.google.com/file/d/1AI2nzz…
138.16/ Have a great Shabbas everyone, don't forget to change your clocks forward Saturday night (i.e. lose an hour of sweet sweet sleep). Stay safe & #ShabbatShalom!
137.02/ #MotzeiShabbatMovieNight has turned into watching a live #Mets game with the full booth of Gary, Keith, and Ron. Oh, how I missed this. I should've benched Shehechiyanu. #LGM
136.02/ Just got the message that M*sk is removing 2 factor authentication unless I pony up 8 bucks a month. Yeah, it's getting pretty unsafe here. See thread below:
135.02/ Hurried and harried to start the week. I'm on my way to a conference and had to get up before tallis & tefillin, which is an uncomfortable way to begin the week, lemme tell you.
135.03/ #NachasAlert: so "my" team (really my son) is in second place in the @fboutsiders "Best of the Rest" contest. We're "JCypress" [sic]. We need 17 points from Kenneth Gainwell to win. So, uh... keep us in mind! footballoutsiders.com/ramblings/2023…
132.03/ This is an amazing Tanakh resource (with an equally amazing backstory involving refuseniks and resistance) and I can't believe it's being sold for under $3.00. smile.amazon.com/Sequence-Event…