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Apr 9 • 8 tweets • 5 min read
My Dearest Vladimir

How's your war going? I saw on the news that some of your troops went camping in Chernobyl? Isn't that dangerous? It could get them as much cancer as windmills

While you're there in Ukraine, could you pick up some dirt that Giuliani left
#TrumpCrimeFamily
My Dearest Trumpy-Pumpkin

Daddy's a bit busy with this war in Ukraine. A few of my moron Generals have gotten themselves all killed & yes, a Regiment went a'digging in the Red Forest & received radiation poisoning, but it won't kill them for many years, so..

#TrumpCrimeFamily
Dearest Chairman Kim Jong-Un

My people are deserting me. Roger Stone says I was the greatest mistake in history. Bill Barr called my lawyers clowns. Ivanka testified to Jan 6th & Mike Pence turned into a conveyer belt

I miss the touch of your hand on our walks
#TrumpCrimeFamily
Yo, Dotard

What part of "we're over" don't you get? I dumped you two years ago. Your letters are pathetic. Grow up, man

If you're lonely, why don't you go back to that Moscow pee tape prostitute who looks like Ivanka? She's the only one who ever made you smile
#TrumpCrimeFamily
My Dearest Ivanka

Roger Stone is being mean to me, he said I was the greatest mistake in history. Bill Barr mocks my lawyers for being clowns. And Kim Jong-Un won't write me.

I am miserable. I miss cuddling with you on a My Pillow. If you could make some Goya
#TrumpCrimeFamily
Daddy,

Thank you for the wonderful letter. I am busy right now with my attorneys but couldn't you ask Rent-A-Mom to come fluff up your My Pillow & tuck you in? You can always ask Gary Busey's son to make you some warm Goya Beans. He's the tall freak called Eric
#TrumpCrimeFamily
My Dear Melonia

I am miserable. Putin is not returning my calls because of his stupid war in Ukraine. Kim Jong Un has broken up with me. Even Ivanka won't visit my bedroom. Rudy Giuliani is confessing to the Feds.

Could you come to Mar-A-Lago, just for a day
#TrumpCrimeFamily
Donald,

I told you not to write. Why don't you ask your Playboy Bunny to cuddle with you for $130,000 or your big busted pornstar to spank you for $125,000. Or ask your twisted daughter to do a lapdance with Goya Beans. I really don't care, do you?

PS Be Best
#TrumpCrimeFamily

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Apr 9
Tweeps?

I have a riddle for you

Where is Rudy? Where is the Honorable Buttdial McRudypants? Where is Sir Rudy Colludy of Giuliani?

He was a FIXTURE on the news, daily magababble & serial criminal confessions, at Four Seasons Total Landscaping (parking lot)

I have a Thread..
America's Mayor turned America's Vampire was a REGULAR fixture on our news, polluting the daily coverage with his insane claims and serial criminal confessions. But where is he? This was his LAST statement, Jan 8 on a right wing magamedia site:
Every mention of Giuliani since Jan 8, was about Andrew the son of Gary Busey; or about lawsuits against Rudy, like Dominion, or Rudy's involvement with Jan 6th plotting or refusing to show up at the Jan 6th hearing. But not a PEEP said by Rudy, since Jan 8! Nothing! THREE MONTHS
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Apr 8
Preliminary list of Jan 6th Lifers

Don Jr
Giuliani
Mark Meadows
Gen Mike Flynn
Roger Stone
Erik Prince
Bannon
Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
John Eastman
Sen Ron Johnson
Sidney Powell
Sen Graham
Qevin McCarthy
Jenna Ellis
Rep Perry
Ginny Thomas
Alex Jones
Rep Mo Brooks
My Pillow Guy
Trump
Looking at our Lifer's list..

Let's consider the Grand #Flippathon. All of these people go to prison. Most go to prison for Life. A few lucky ones get plea bargains and go to prison only for time measured in decades

Let's consider 3 groups:
So of the January 6th Lifers list. Note there is a bunch of Congressmen. I believe 1 or 2 of this group will get a plea bargain (has it already or is now negotiating it)

Rep Gosar
Gym Jordan
Sen Ron Johnson
Sen Graham
Qevin McCarthy
Rep Perry
Rep Mo Brooks

One or 2 of above
Read 7 tweets
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Apr 8
That upside-down RT logo is now bugging me. But if you flipped a tank, the tracks (wheels, suspension) would go exactly like in this photo (center part up). You can't take photo of tank on ground & reverse it to get this angle. This COULD be hanging tank, theoretically lifted
If you slowly rolled a tank, and got it onto its side, the turret would fall off (it is not attached. It is just 9 tons of steel sitting in a hole). So for this turret to remain on, when the tank is rolled, says the tank was rolled 'fast'

And on the ground, cannon barrel has hit
The cannon has hit the ground, is damaged at its muzzle. That looks very realistic. And finally the shadow... I do believe this is a real tank transport accident, that was on RT at some point in the past, and that tank fell off the transport trailer, taking this curve too fast
Read 4 tweets
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Apr 8
On Fog Of War slightly dissipating

You are probably noticing that the TV media coverage of the war in Ukraine is getting better, but still nowhere near as fast as Twitter (which is the world's breaking news platform, it can never be beaten, but TV can match the speed)
So in first weeks of Ukraine war, there were almost no foreign news reporters in Ukraine, and the few that were, were in the big cities, not near the battle. That has now changed, with all major news organizations sending their news crews to Ukraine to report on the war.. but..
But Citizen Journalism (typically via Twitter) will discover most news that happen in various towns & villages BEFORE the newsmedia can find out about it, and send their reporters. For this reason, it is often days, can even be a week, before a given news story is shown on TV
Read 6 tweets
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Apr 7
Ukraine War Week 6 Update/1

The Russian invasion war into Ukraine has now lasted 6 weeks. The initial invasion took a lot of territory on three fronts in North Ukraine, East Ukraine & South Ukraine. The first battle in the war is over, Ukraine won decisively in Battle of Kyiv Image
Ukraine War Week 6 Update/2

I gave you the summary of the Battle of Kyiv and the four main parts to that battle, the capture of the airport, the defeat of the 40 mile convoy, the battle of Irpin and the failed attempt to encircle Kyiv
Ukraine War Week 6 Update/3

After Russia lost the Battle of Kyiv they could have tried to fight to hold territory in Northern Ukraine, and even consider a second attack on Kyiv. Instead the whole Northern front collapsed and Russia retreated out of Ukraine, North into Belarus Image
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Apr 7
Let me mention about US Secret Service corruption

Trump business involves bribes & corruption. It is how he ran his White House. He SOLD all his appointments, so every person who got a job via Trump was involved in a bribe to buy that job. So everybody he appointed is a crook
So that is everybody. Pompeo is a crook. He paid Trump to get the gig, then used his position to make planeloads of money from abroad, and no doubt paid some cut to Trump.

Mnuchin is a crook. He paid Trump to get that gig, and pilfered actual money - cash - out of Uncle Sam
We will see this eventually with everybody Trump appointed. You don't pay a million dollars to get crappy Government job for the fun of it. They are all crooks who had a clever scheme to steal dozens of millions to hundreds of millions & to pay Trump one million was an investment
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