Beast Wars Transformers Jigsaw Puzzle

Along with a television series and card game to promote its toyline, the Beast Wars franchise also came out with three jigsaw puzzles produced by Milton Bradley. Don't worry, nobody else remembered they existed either. Their sparkliness is blinding, and attempting to assemble them or looking at them for too long will likely render you blind.

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Real robots don't sparkle, dammit!

• Puzzle 1 (1996)

The first puzzle features Dinobot in the foreground, battling Tarantulas and Waspinator, while Razorbeast in beast mode leaps into battle to assist his fellow Maximal. In any case, Dinobot looks kinda screwed. The puzzle is made up of 200 pieces and assembles into an image of 12 ⅛ inches by 16 inches (30.8 centimeters x 40.6 centimeters).

• Puzzle 2 (1996)

The second puzzle features a firefight between Cheetor and the two Predacons Megatron and Iguanus, while a volcano erupts in the background. Cheetor looks equally screwed here. The puzzle is made up of 200 pieces, and assembles into an image of 12 ⅛ inches by 16 inches (30.8 centimeters x 40.6 centimeters).

Okay, not as much sparkles.

• Puzzle 3 (1996)

The third puzzle features a battle scene between Optimus Primal, in his original gorilla body, in the foreground, brandishing his mace and deploying his arm-mounted cannons, while Megatron, in his original T-rex body, fires a beam from his T-rex head's mouth, narrowly missing Optimus, and Terrorsaur, up above, assists his leader by shooting at Optimus with his firearm. Optimus looks really screwed here. The puzzle is made up of 200 pieces and assembles into an image of 12 ⅛ inches by 16 inches (30.8 centimeters x 40.6 centimeters).

Notes

• All of the characters' appearances are based on their toys rather than their television models.
• Seriously, their blinding sparkliness makes these puzzles REALLY difficult to assemble! It's like staring into the sun.