===[ ACTIVE MODES:

• Semantic model trained to emulate human speech; fails Turing test.
• Mutant superpowers overdriven by defective firmware until unit failure. Discarded.

I'm in the broken robot dump behind The Corporation, with AstroBoy and the kid from AI. The three of us, we... explore what it means to be human.

===[ PASSIONS:

Astrophysics, SR, Lorenzian hypergeometry, Riemannian hypergeometry, Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, secondary CBD cannibinoids, grilled cheese with bacon, cold chocolate milk, and my kitty cat.

I'm too stupid for GR. When I prayed for guidance, I heard the voice of the Lord...

GOD: G'wan Luxine, git! You jiss' keep 'way from them tensors now, y' hear?

ME: Yes, Lord. You are a good and Wise Lord.

GOD: God damn right! YOU start fuckin' 'roun with the general relativity, next thang, y'all have warp drive. Monkeys with starships. SHEE-yit!

ME: Yes your godliness sir. If we had starships, the next thing you know...

See, To prevent that from happening, God made me stupid. It's not my fault.

===[ EDUCATION:

Valedictorian of the computer science department at state university. Masters in computer and network security. It was fascinating training in how to hack stuff.

===[ PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT:

On work time, I made a tricorder with blinking LEDs like on Star Trek Next Generation! It had a REAL sensor that saw in invisible colors!

See, I'm just a worthless geek.

The gamma spectrum told the feds whats in the rusty, leaking barrels the Mafia dumped off Jersey. I minored in law enforcement.

I walked off the nuc job after mispredicting a reaction -- not of shielding or skyshine; it was the reaction to autistic stuff I said. So I abandoned "humanity" because everyone except me is either evil, stupid, or a victim (Pink Floyd's dogs, pigs and sheep, according to John Waters).

===[ CURRENT EMPLOYMENT:

Because knowledge is not power, I now play "sex worker" in exch for free room & food in a group house for lazy academics. (Academic = one is a college professor. Lazy = I have to correct his students' papers, too.)

See, truth is not beauty, either. Write that down. Tell your kids.

I'm an astronaut in state space, rotating out of control, lost in time, lost in space -- and meaning.

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