she was real as fuck for this honestly
We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"
[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth
i'm sorry the hawk tuah coin thing is kind of funny...not saying people deserve to be scammed but it's...the hawk tuah coin. genuinely why did you invest in the fucking hawk tuah coin.
explain this to a financial advisor with a straight face
Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites
