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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Here’s are some hilarious corny jokes which I'm confident will have you smiling dear reader. So enjoy them all and then pass them on, please.

These funny corny jokes will make you laugh even on the hardest days.

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher... #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #funny

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just c... #funny #joke #story

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

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