The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars Still Alive (Season 5, Episode 25)
Podcast Episode | Comedy

The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars

Still Alive (Season 5, Episode 25)

Podcast Episode | Comedy

Croach the Tracker enters the Gelato Stand, orders a Gelato and feigns ignorance that he is there to see how things are going with Sparks, as the real Virginia West is imminently arriving. Virginia arrives, orders a water, and tells Sparks...See moreCroach the Tracker enters the Gelato Stand, orders a Gelato and feigns ignorance that he is there to see how things are going with Sparks, as the real Virginia West is imminently arriving. Virginia arrives, orders a water, and tells Sparks she prefers to be called Virginia. She thanks him for saving her from the salt mines of Jupiter. Virginia confirms that she and Sparks had never met, Ginny had kidnapped her prior to meeting Sparks, and the Ginny Sparks was married to has always been the Jupiter Spy. Virginia and Sparks have a conversation about the painfulness of mining salt, to Sparks' delight. He continues to attempt to find things he and Virginia have in common. Two androids enter, and eventually announce that the Jonathan Coultons (a band of clones) are performing a free concert in town, and encourage everyone to come with them to see the show At the show, Sparks attempts to impress Virginia with his knowledge of the band, and empathizes with her about the salt mines some more. The Jonathan Coultons arrive, and perform a song about stealing love. After the song, a towns-person notices his wallet has been stolen, as well as Sparks' and Croach's coin pouches. Virginia wonders if Jonathan Coulton and his clones stole everyone's purses as their song was about stealing and they left town immediately afterwards. Sparks, Croach, and Virginia head to the next town to investigate. The Jonathan Coultons are already playing their next show, this time a slow rendition of "Love Ain't No Billy Goat". After the show, Sparks and Croach confront the band. The androids from earlier arrive to defend the Jonathan Coultons, but are soon revealed to be the thieves. The androids draw Sparks' guns on the humans and Croach. Sparks asks to say something before they are shot, and asks Virginia to give him a chance, as he split with Ginny. Croach implies that Ginny split with him first. Virginia tells Sparks that she's not interested, but assures him that he'll find someone to ride with, just not someone who reminds him of his ex, right after they split up. After Sparks insults her, Virginia walks out. The Jonathan Coultons then steals Sparks' guns and beat up the androids. Sparks asks for the band's autographs as he arrests the android outlaws. Written by Thrilling Adventure Hour Wiki See less

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9 cast members

Name	Known for
Jonathan Coulton The Jonathan Coultons The Jonathan Coultons See fewer	BrainDead (2016)
Storm DiCostanzo The Jonathan Coultons The Jonathan Coultons See fewer	Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017)
Mark Gagliardi Croach the Tracker Croach the Tracker See fewer	Blood & Treasure (2019)
Marc Evan Jackson Sparks Nevada Sparks Nevada See fewer	The Baby-Sitters Club (2020)
Hal Lublin Folksy Hal (narrator) / Android Folksy Hal (narrator) / Android See fewer	The Venture Bros. (2003)
Autumn Reeser Ginny West Ginny West See fewer	Junebug (2024)
Paul Sabourin The Jonathan Coultons The Jonathan Coultons See fewer	Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017)
Annie Savage Android Android See fewer	Unthinkable (2010)
Paul F. Tompkins The Gelato Stand AI / Paul's Character / Paul's Other Character The Gelato Stand AI / Paul's Character / Paul's Other Character See fewer	BoJack Horseman (2014)