The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe - Production & Contact Info

The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)
Short | 27 min | Comedy, Short

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The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)

Short | 27 min | Comedy, Short

"The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho" is a deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious chronicle of the first filmmaker to make a movie based on Koufos' ancient Greek myth Kalesius and Clotho. Director Kyle Gilman is ...See more"The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho" is a deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious chronicle of the first filmmaker to make a movie based on Koufos' ancient Greek myth Kalesius and Clotho. Director Kyle Gilman is obsessed with Jennie, his former leading lady. Unfortunately, she has moved away to New York and wants nothing to do with him. When he finds Janine, an actress who bears a striking resemblance to Jennie, he is sure that she will be the perfect replacement. Kyle's struggles to overcome his own incompetence, the incompetence of his cast and crew, and his obsession with Jennie, lead to increasingly awkward and comic situations. Written by Kyle Gilman See less

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Name	Known for
Kyle Gilman Kyle Gilman Kyle Gilman See fewer	Girls5eva (2021)
Dan Rosenthal Dan / Kalesius Dan / Kalesius See fewer	The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)
Ashley Fox Linton Janine / Clotho Janine / Clotho See fewer	A West Texas Children's Story (2007)
Jennie Tarr Jennie Tarr Jennie Tarr See fewer	Two Night Stand (2005)
Jamie Carmichael Jennie's Brother Jennie's Brother See fewer	Natural Insemination (2015)
Cailin O'Connor Auditioner #1 Auditioner #1 See fewer	The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)
Lisa Faiman Auditioner #2 Auditioner #2 See fewer	The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)
Kiran Deol Auditioner #3 Auditioner #3 See fewer	Sunnyside (2019)
Tim McIntire Curious Moviegoer (as Rev. Tim McIntire) Curious Moviegoer (as Rev. Tim McIntire) See fewer	The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)
Randy Bell Cameraman Cameraman See fewer	Orphans of Mathare (2003)
Maggie Lehrman Script Supervisor Script Supervisor See fewer	Strange Past (2015)
Pete Grana Sound Recorder Sound Recorder See fewer	No Vladimir (2000)
Agnes Chu Sound Recorder Sound Recorder See fewer	Spiderhead (2022)
Greg Hudson Crew Crew See fewer	Camera Noise (2002)
Adam J. Ross Crew Crew See fewer	The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)

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