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  • Happy, Texas (1999)
  • PG-13
    98 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Happy, Texas (1999)
PG-13
98 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.
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Maurin L. Scarlata (as Maurin Scarlata)
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Release date
Jan 1999 (United States)

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28 cast members
Name Known for
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne   See fewer
Illeana Douglas
Ms. Schaefer Ms. Schaefer   See fewer
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow Bob Maslow   See fewer
Ron Perlman
Nalhober Nalhober   See fewer
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley Mrs. Bromley   See fewer
Paul Dooley
The Judge The Judge   See fewer
Jillian Berard
Madison Madison   See fewer
Melissa Arnold
Other Happy Girl Other Happy Girl   See fewer
Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl Other Happy Girl   See fewer
Tiffany Takara
Other Happy Girl Other Happy Girl   See fewer
Tim Bagley
David David   See fewer
Ed Stone
Alton Alton   See fewer
Derek Wilder
Bully Boy (as Derek Montgomery) Bully Boy (as Derek Montgomery)   See fewer
Kiva Lawrence
Pageant Judge Pageant Judge   See fewer
Carley Fink
'Little Light Girl' (as Carly Fink) 'Little Light Girl' (as Carly Fink)   See fewer
Kim Story
Guard Guard   See fewer
Tim Cowgill
Local Cowboy (uncredited) Local Cowboy (uncredited)   See fewer
Guy J. Graves
Tow truck driver (uncredited) Tow truck driver (uncredited)   See fewer
Mark Illsley
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited) Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)   See fewer
Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited) Bank Teller (uncredited)   See fewer
Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited) Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)   See fewer
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