ALTYou found The Skingrad Apple Store.
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ALTIf you ask an Argonian to flick their tongue like a lizard, they will very likely punch you in the face.
ALTNords can use their ancestral ability once per day where they punch themselves so hard in the head that they knock themselves out. This has a 10% chance of killing them.
ALTThere are some questions that shouldn’t be asked.
ALTWerewolves have not been seen in Cyrodiil for many years. This has not stopped Cyrodiil’s furries from writing erotica about them.
ALTYou can only assume this is how Jeff Bezos was made.
ALTEmperor Uriel Septim the 7th has long seen your destiny in his dreams. Though you are usually in a clown costume and wielding a dead fish as a weapon.
ALTDon’t forget to do that thing you wanted to remember to do. It’s a shame you can’t write things down in your own quest log.
ALTHow long would you like to try to act inconspicuous?
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ALTOrcs will use severed limbs as weapons in the heat of combat. Some will even use their own severed limbs so long as they still have one arm left.