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a poem with two men in the grass and one man standing next to a tree

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God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...

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A Jewish man was leaving a Staten Island convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a...

a fire truck with the words one dark night in dublin

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One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant... In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the...

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When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Mexico… well, I’ll leave that up to you after reading this story! A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he sits there sipping...

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A cowboy, who just moved from Wyoming to Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...

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Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky,... A hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The frantic husband called a doctor out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,... "Here, you...

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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “I’m telling you, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” His boss was tired of hearing him boast and decides to call his bluff. “OK, Dave, how about Elon Musk?” “Oh, Elon and me go way back, and I can prove...

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A married couple was out in the country on a holiday. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She rows out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along...

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Little Johnny's mother had been noticing that his math grades had been steadily declining. She decided to have a chat with Johnny about his disinterest in math, being more responsible with his studies, and the importance of bringing his grade up. The next quarter ended, Johnny's report card...

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A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the Brisbane to Rockhampton Express. On taking his seat he asked the conductor what time the train reached Gladstone. "There's no stop in Gladstone on Wednesdays," replied the conductor. "What!" Exclaimed the businessman. ...

a cartoon bear with the caption, an artist was walking through the woods admireing the nature around him

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You should be careful what you wish for, sometimes your wish will be granted in a completely unexpected way... ... this is one such story. An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to...

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Sometimes you’ve been itching to do something for so long, you just can’t contain yourself. And when you finally get that sweet release, it’s the best thing in the world. A naked statue of a man and a naked statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One...