Animals jokes

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We’ll...

Over 100 funny animal jokes for kids! The whole family will love these jokes about animals that are sure to quack you up!

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A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...

24 Animal Jokes for Kids

A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

27-apr-2024 - In the world of internet humor, few things bring as much joy and laughter as funny fail GIFs. These short, often looped videos capture moments of human clumsiness, mishaps, and sheer bad luck. They have become a staple on social media, providing us with endless amusement. In this article, we’ll dive deep into the world...