A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

This game will change your life

This game will test what you think you know about yourself. 

This game will (maybe?) fund your college degree. 

What won't this game do?!

You do not want to miss this once in a lifetime opportunity, we can guarantee you won't be the same person after finishing it.

....buuuut it might take some time to load.


★★★★★ "One of if not THE most important pieces of media to come out in our generation" ~ Hatsune Miku
★★★★★ "This fixed my failing marriage" ~ The guy who lives next door to me
★★★★★ "Best laundry detergent I've used, gets rid of stains like no problem!" ~ Timmy "Two Timer" Thompson


CONTROLS: 
WASD - move
E - interact

Game takes roughly 10 minutes to complete and was created in 48 hours, so please excuse any bugs :)

CREDITS: 

    Eduardo "The Muscle" Nunes:

     - Programming

     - Implementation & Syncing 


    Nick "Noobles" Markozov: 

    - Dialogue 

    - Art & Modelling 


    Tom "Kitty Witch" Slack (itch, links)

    - Dialogue & Narration 

    - Music & Sound effects

StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, macOS
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorsNickNoobles, tomcat, Wai-pa
GenreInteractive Fiction
Tags3D, Comedy, First-Person, Narrative, Short, Unity

Download

Download
This Game Has Everything v2.zip 55 MB
Download
Mac Build
External

Install instructions

Unzip the folder and launch the exe!

ITS POSSIBLE TO GLITCH OUT WHEN YOU START THE GAME - make sure to click on the game window when it opens to prevent it!

It is also possible to glitch out of the map and not get back in at the corners, so watch out

TURN ON SOUND!!!

Comments

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Awesome game! Gave us Stanley Parable vibes which is a complement. The humor was great. Lil Beef figured out how to glitch out of your map which he enjoyed. Keep up the good work.

That was wonderful! :D

I'm happy you guys found the game fun!

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ahahah funny

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The Best (and only?) Loading simulator I've ever played xD

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Ah well... Just gotta wait a little! ;)