Wikidata:Lounge/Jokes!
What happens when a Wikidatan becomes totally absorbed with the Wikidata upper ontology?
He enters Nerdvana.
Two Wikidatans:
"What?! How do you dare to say that an atom of gold can represent all atoms of gold??"
"I was just punning"
Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is a wikidata ontologist now."
"A wikidata ontologist? What's that?"
"I don't know. But seems better than sitting around and do nothing!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
<unknown value>
Two Wikidatans go on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, one nudges the other awake, and says, "if you had to describe this scene in Wikidata terms, what would you say?"
"Well, I see many instances of star... such wonderful continuants...
...I notice the Perseids happening... such mesmerizing occurrants...
... and all instances and occurrants in the Universe form a unified, interconnected whole...
...What about you?"
"You fool! This is a key_event: tent_theft!"
A taxonomist, a mereologist and a Wikidatan walk into a bar.
The taxonomist tells the bartender: "After pouring so many gin&tonics in your life I am sure that you have an idealized class of gin-tonic in your mind, put me an instance of it".
The puzzled bartender serves him a gin&tonic.
Then the mereologist tells the bar tender: "in that glass over there put 1/3 part of ice cubes, plus 1/3 part of gin and 1/3 part of tonic". The happier bartender serves him that drink.
And then the Wikidatan says: "please, put me any drink but only if the recipe is well sourced!"
That is one Wikidatan that goes on a hiking trip to visit another Wikidatan who was living in the forest. He came upon a mighty river, and on the other side was his friend. He calls out, "how do I get to the other side??" His friend replies, after looking at his side of the river and then at his friend's side of the river: "Well, you are already on the other side!"
What was Wikidatans' favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra