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Have you ever tried to teach someone the internet over the phone? Good luck. | By Sebastian Maniscalco | Now, my father is an immigrant. Came here from Sicily when he was 15 years old. This guy's been cutting hair his whole life. Not tech savvy whatsoever, right? Calls me up the other night. He lives in Chicago. I live out here in Los Angeles. Calls me up. He's like, yeah, want to learn internets. Nah, I don't know if anybody's ever taught anybody the internet over the phone. It's virtually impossible. You cannot use internet terms with someone who doesn't know a computer. And I found that out right from the get go. I said Dan, you gotta open up your window. It's like why? I got two feet of snow outside. Is that for better reception? You get better reception that way. Perception. You gotta dummy it down. You gotta explain exactly what they see. I said, dad, there's a blue E. Do you see a blue E with like a spear? Do you see that? I said, you gotta click that twice. He's like, whack twice. And I'm like yeah wipe twice. For years I've been doing two. One you get nothing. Two I said, dad, I don't know. She's clicking twice. He's like, is that what the foot pedal's for? Footpath. He had the mouse on the floor. It's not a sewing machine. What are you doing? Put the foot pedal on the desk. What the hell are you looking at? Tell me. He's like, I think I broke it. I got pipes. I got pipes. How old is your computer? That you still have the pipe screen saver. Is it beige? Is it a Presario? What do you got? He said shake the foot pedal to get rid of the pipes. I said, dad, come on. On the top, do you see a white bar? I was going to say cursor. He ain't going to get that. Is there a stick blinking in whiteness? Do you see this? Like yeah I see it. I said type in WWW.Yahoo.com. He types it in. Press his return. He's like I got no I got nothing. You gotta call the internet and tell him I got no website. I said read it back. What is it? He's like I got WWW D O T Y. You spelled out that? I'm trying to get the guy to Email, right? So, I finally get him there. I said, Dan, call me when you when you send it, right? He call me back. He's like, yeah, I sent it. I don't know when you're going to get this. Okay, Could be five, six days depending how busy Yahoo is. I don't know. I said, dad, I'm looking at it. So, I open up the Email. The entire Email is in the subject petting. I'm like, what the. Scary man.
Have you ever tried to teach someone the internet over the phone? Good luck. | By Sebastian Maniscalco | Now, my father is an immigrant. Came here from Sicily when he was 15 years old. This guy's been cutting hair his whole life. Not tech savvy whatsoever, right? Calls me up the other night. He lives in Chicago. I live out here in Los Angeles. Calls me up. He's like, yeah, want to learn internets. Nah, I don't know if anybody's ever taught anybody the internet over the phone. It's virtually impossible. You cannot use internet terms with someone who doesn't know a computer. And I found that out right from the get go. I said Dan, you gotta open up your window. It's like why? I got two feet of snow outside. Is that for better reception? You get better reception that way. Perception. You gotta
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1.5M views · 20K reactions | Watch John Travolta’s timeless performance in HAIRSPRAY, on his 70th birthday! | By Warner Bros. Pictures | Facebook
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