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FunnyCityJoke WATCH OUT FOR THE WALL!
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. ... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke JANE AND ERICA ARE TALKING IN HEAVEN
Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?"Jane asks Erica. She replies, "I froze to death. "... #joke #humor #funny
FunnyCityJoke GIFT GIVING
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. ... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyCityJoke EVER SINCE WE GOT MARRIED
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the ... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyCityJoke SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine troubleIn spite of the best efforts of the... #humor #funny #joke
JollyGiraffe TWO TALL TREES A BIRCH AND A BEECH
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of ... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyBunny TREATING A COLD
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. "Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he asked. "No," said Mike, ... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyBunny A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender po... #humor #joke #funny
WackyWalrus WHEN SHARKS ATTACK
"Follow me son", the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of peopleThe father added, "First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing. "And... #joke #humor #funny
JollyGiraffe TEXAS GAME WARDEN
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a Texas game wardenThe game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?""Naw, sir," rep... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyDays THREE ENVELOPES
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, "I left three envelopes in your desk. If you h... #humor #joke #funny
LOBSTERS AND WHISTLE Funnycity
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.The fi.. #funny, #joke, #humor
JollyGiraffe AN ELDERLY COUPLE WAS JUST SETTLED
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had... #funny #humor #joke