Utente:Massic80/BabelEnglish

Babel
it-N Quest'utente può contribuire con un livello madrelingua in italiano. fiu-X This user, being doganero, should be able to speak a very good fiumalbino, but is desolate for not being. en-3 This user has advanced knowledge of English. eml-1 Cl'utèint ché al pōl dêr 'na mân cun un livèl bâs d' Emiliàn e rumagnòl. NO! This user absolutely contrary to invasion of unuseful English-like terms in Italian (e.g. Googlare). At least within a rational level: "byte" must remain "byte", not "ottetto" (octet). Any reference to French language is desired. Furthermore, HE HATES who always writes like SMS-like sentences.
Fish of Babel
This user is really glad to be born and grown mountaineer. He lived on the border between Emilia Romagna and Tuscany and just moved to Collegno due to love. Due to previous line, this user calls the thing he eats with their name: Paste fritte, NOT Gnocco fritto and above all Crescentine, NOT tigelle. This user values people for what they do, NOT for their title. For instance, Dr. House is cool because he DOES doctors' things, not because he is a Doctor. Moreover, the user has prejudices towards who introduces himself highlighting the title. This user, rather than being a ausiliario del traffico (the Italian , would walk to South Africa to pick looking for diamonds. Even if he didn't find any, he would at least play a dignified work. some years ago, this user created a Java bot, in order to update Italian Communes' templates maps, using those made by Vonvikken. This user advises real-life-repressed people which comes on Wikipedia to vent out breaking nuts to ask somebody very good (see Dr. House, below) to check them up. This user adores eating vandals. Since vandals stink, this is the only thing he has in common with cats. Watch out, he bites. This user uses a dual boot system with OpenSUSE and Windows XP. This user uses and highly recommends to use Mozilla Firefox and Thunderbird, he sometimes uses Google Chrome and some forks of Chromium. He expresses his condolences to Internet Explorer's relatives, but he also sniggers after the end of the support for IE8, IE9 and IE10 - thanks God. This user also uses and advises to use Apache OpenOffice or LibreOffice with the Italian family names dictionary. Once, it was very easy to find this user on Usenet talking of Luciano Ligabue, OpenOffice.org and Mozilla programs, flavouring it with a good dose of Off-topics. This user owes a lot to Luciano Ligabue, specially last millennium's one. This user used to pay attention to Dr. House's vicissitudes. This user Knows by hearth almost all Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies, and nevertheless he laughs anytime they repeat the same sentences. This user adores Giovannino Guareschi's satire, Don Camillo in particular. This user appreciates Bonelli comics very much, but doesn't read Tex even if he lives in Claudio Nizzi's origins village. File:AsimovOnThrone2.png This user loves Isaac Asimov's books. This user adores Master's and E.B. Clucher's movies (see above). This user adores music by the other Master. This user totalized a score of around 342 in Wikidependece test on 26/06/2010. "Around" because he was in doubt with some answers. As of today, January 10, 2016, he would probably gain a very low score, because life doesn't provide him more than ten free minutes a day. This user used to go to bed too late also because of Wikipedia. Since Francesco's birth, with Utente:Caillebotte.G.., work is enough for going to bed too late. This user will sometimes add a box to this Babelfish. For instance, a box which says thet he agrees the most of this other user's Babelfish. Questo utente ha creato un account globale e quello principale è su Wikipedia in italiano.