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Man Turns 40
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her and was dropping money.. -Funny Adult Joke
Man Turns 40
A woman comes home late from a night out with her friends. She is about to join her husband in bed when she realizes... - funny story
Man Turns 40
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group's annual departure date, John's new wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't allowed to go. John's fishing buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three...
Man Turns 40
A woman noticed she was putting on a few pounds and complains to her husband. He makes fun of her but she gets her revenge when...- joke of day
Man Turns 40
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.” The man thought about it for a while and then...
Man Turns 40
A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat". The old man didn't budge. The usherette became more impatient. She said "Sir, if you don't move from there I'm going to...