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yes i have a thing for self-loathing fictional characters being loved and in the process learning to love themselves and no that does not imply anything about me personally as a person i swear
(via luxlightly)
Wendy’s employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.
(via tokidokifish)
You know what’s wild?
Your body- like, the one you’re existing as? Your mind prison?- it’s not a wholly independant entity. It’s an ecosystem. You’re a bog that’s self-aware
Imagine if a swamp could telepathically communicate a desire for Chicago style deep dish and then just. Have it
No wonder my stomach hates me, the fish are confused as fuck
(via deathbycoldopen)
Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
(via rec-flies-away)
I don’t actually think every problematic expression has a better, longer version with the opposite meaning that oddly enough no one heard of until it surfaced on the internet like ten years ago. I think that is potentially not true
“The full expression is ‘the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb’.” Is that why we can find plenty of references to “blood is thicker than water” from the 1700s and earlier but no reference to the longer one until the 1990s then
“It’s not 'the customer is always right’, it was 'the customer is always right in matters of taste’” Is that why when you look the longer quote up you get no source, and if you look up the former you get a history of how it was coined by a department store owner in the context of taking customer complaints seriously in an era of more-or-less open fraud and retailers saying caveat emptor
We can say a phrase is useless to us now due to cultural changes without pretending there was a secret, true phrase that was always there and always in line with modern values and everyone who used the 'wrong’ phrase for centuries was an ignorant fool. Like, “the customer is always right” was rooted in a context of retailers never heeding complaints about safety or quality, we can just go “this isn’t relevant in an era where complaining customers have too much power” without making up an unattested history of it really being about letting people buy ugly hats
(via quasi-normalcy)
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
lol my mom said to the girl working the front desk at the hospital “I hope they pay you well!” and she said in the most pleasant voice “No, they don’t! 🥰🥰”
i think if you’re feeling a certain kind of way and you know why you’re feeling it & you’ve done everything you can about the problem causing the feeling for the time being you should be able to go to your guardian angel and smile beatifically and say “i’ve done my feelings homework” and they smile beatifically back at you and say “alright my child” and they tap you on the head and you feel an immense sense of peace that washes through you and escapes as light from your fingertips and then you feel normal again
(via hypokeimena)
annual reminder that if you engage with pro-ana/ edtwt etc, i still love you, and you are welcome to follow me. you are not a bad person for suffering and for talking about your suffering with others. if you want to talk about things, i’m always around- i’ve been recovered for close to a decade now and i’m very hard to trigger. i do not think you are bad or rotten. i love you.
wait so. are they not actually gay/ do they not actually enter a romantic relationship in ‘the summer hikaru died’? everything online is like. it’s queer but it’s not ABOUT being queer/ it was BL but now it’s not and also it never was/ “hikaru” has no sexual or romantic feelings. have i lost at chess to the dog again
