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Nostril Fucked by the Micropenis
Cajoled into joining her friend Jennifer at Miami's hottest nightclub, Naomi has little hope of finally meeting the man who can satisfy her strange, unfulfilled fantasies. When she meets Chuck, she quickly realizes that his obsession with all things big makes him the perfect man for her kinky desires. Things really heat up when he gets Naomi home and she reveals the true nature of her lust!
Warning: Explicit adult content! This story contains graphic depictions of oral sex, finger play, and a man with a tiny penis having sex with a woman's nostrils, proving that there is someone for everyone.
Warning: Explicit adult content! This story contains graphic depictions of oral sex, finger play, and a man with a tiny penis having sex with a woman's nostrils, proving that there is someone for everyone.
- GenresErotica
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First published October 13, 2012
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April 8, 2022
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Fannie Tucker is basically the female Chuck Tingle, so she has become a regular feature in my What the Actual F*** Wednesday challenges because of how over-the-top her books are. Most of them are available for free on Kindle Unlimited, but I actually had to shell out three whole bucks for this, which I could have spent on coffee, or a bus fare to the pharmacy to pick up some brain bleach. The fact that I spent so much on a mere thirteen pages hurts me.
I can't say the title of this book if I want to cross-post this review to Amazon, but let's just say that it's about exactly what you think it is and the Amazon blurb even says "Yes. Really," in big bold letters, which I found hilarious. I also find it hilarious that this book is set in Miami because if something like this were to happen, of course it would happen in Miami. We've all heard the popular meme about Googling "Florida Man" and seeing what kind of crazy stuff pops up.
Naomi, our heroine, is a beauty with wide, flaring nostrils and a secret dream. When a man pulls up in a souped up car, with more muscles than the Liver King, flexing and strutting his way past the velvet rope by means of a gratuitous tip, Naomi's friend leans over and is like "Wow, he must be overcompensating for something," and Naomi's heart flutters because she realizes he must be the man of her dreams.
At the club, she finds out that Overcompensation has never gone home with a woman before and she gets up in his lap and tells him that she knows why, but then she tells him what she's looking for in a man, and the two of them race to his love nest, where she sees that he has a massive house, a massive TV, and also a powerboat, for some reason. She tells him she doesn't want to play with his big toys, and I was massively disappointed that she didn't follow that up with "I want to play with your Micro Machine." Because they do exactly that, in case you were wondering. He becomes her Neti Pot of love, and it's actually sort of sweet in a messed up way, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing.
Weirdly enough, this isn't even the most weird of her books.
1 star
July 6, 2017
Tink recommended this little story to me and said that she WILL convince at least one person that it's about acceptance and love. Well, the story is too short for the love part to sink, but I can see the acceptance part. In a weird as fuck, I puked inside of my mouth a little bit, my eyes ,my eyes, they are burning way.
In high-school, I've had a very bad cold and stuffy nose. I went to the restrooms to try to wash my nose with the hope of getting it runny and there, found a girl crying her eyes out. After a bit of coaxing, she told me her story; her period was late and she was terrified that she was pregnant. Her boyfriend had came on her face and some bit of his swimmers went into her eye. Yes, her eye! I laughed so hard, my nose projectile vomited snot. This story reminded me of that moment. TMI?
The hero and heroine whose name I've already forgotten, so I'll call them Snot Rocket and Pencil Sharpener, meet at a bar. PS immediately knows SR is the man of her kinky little dreams because of the way he over compensates everything and seduces him into showing her his weenie. Weenie is such a cute little word, and perfect for describing his 2 inches. Then they start the nasal excavation. Checking the bats in the cave. Going into treasure hunt with his prick. Anyhow, they bring a whole new meaning to facefucking.
Well, this was a different experience and nostril defiling, definitely takes the first place in my list of weirdest shit people find kinky, if not the most disgusting.
November 6, 2021
So I have a confession to make ...
... I think micro-penises are super cute. Cuter than fluffy kittens and puppy dogs. I just wanna rub the little fellas and baby talk them. All wrinkled up and tiny.
But slow down now ... I don't wanna stick those cutie pies up my nostril, NO SIREE!
"...she eased him into her flaring left nostril."
"...he began to fuck her nose with short, gentle thrusts."
Don't judge this book just by it's awesome title, nope - this is so much more than an erotic nasally tale. It's a loving story of acceptance and sexual fulfilment, it's also a unique way to clear the sinuses out - so educational too.
"Naomi laughed so hard that his seed sprayed from her nose, but what she felt inside was happiness. She had come to satisfy a secret craving,but she'd found something more."
... I think micro-penises are super cute. Cuter than fluffy kittens and puppy dogs. I just wanna rub the little fellas and baby talk them. All wrinkled up and tiny.
But slow down now ... I don't wanna stick those cutie pies up my nostril, NO SIREE!
"...she eased him into her flaring left nostril."
"...he began to fuck her nose with short, gentle thrusts."
Don't judge this book just by it's awesome title, nope - this is so much more than an erotic nasally tale. It's a loving story of acceptance and sexual fulfilment, it's also a unique way to clear the sinuses out - so educational too.
"Naomi laughed so hard that his seed sprayed from her nose, but what she felt inside was happiness. She had come to satisfy a secret craving,but she'd found something more."
April 25, 2016
Yes, you read that title correctly.
This is a thing.
Why is it a thing?
Should it be a thing?
Who am I to judge?
It might be purely because I have a cold at the moment, but I don't see how getting a load of jizz up the nostril is fun. It would be like when you get dumped by a wave at the beach and you come up for air and everything hurts and your nose/throat feels like it's been rubbed raw with sand paper. No thanks.
But Naomi loves it. Loves the micropenis blowing it's load in her tight, tight nostril.
Look, for all its absurdity, this is very well written.
And I'll probably read more of her stuff in the future, because there is nothing those creepers over at the MacHalo can't manage to convince me to read.
#noregrets
3 meat-pencil Stars
Massive thanks to Shelly for gifting this to me >:D
This is a thing.
Why is it a thing?
Should it be a thing?
Who am I to judge?
It might be purely because I have a cold at the moment, but I don't see how getting a load of jizz up the nostril is fun. It would be like when you get dumped by a wave at the beach and you come up for air and everything hurts and your nose/throat feels like it's been rubbed raw with sand paper. No thanks.
But Naomi loves it. Loves the micropenis blowing it's load in her tight, tight nostril.
Look, for all its absurdity, this is very well written.
And I'll probably read more of her stuff in the future, because there is nothing those creepers over at the MacHalo can't manage to convince me to read.
#noregrets
3 meat-pencil Stars
Massive thanks to Shelly for gifting this to me >:D
April 29, 2016
MacHalo BR. I don't know if this is a new low or high for us.
This book is silly, gross, and perverted. I didn't know wanting to be nasally sexed was a fetish. Always learning new things in the MacHalo smut room.
The dashing heroine of this novel I'm calling Madame Flared Nostril, sees a vastly overcompensating guy at the club and thinks he could be the one. He's got a supped up giant truck with a lift kit, muscles upon muscles, skintight jeans and pink tshirt, bleached hair, and smokes a giant cigar. That's a lot of flash and phallic imagery, making Madame FN think this guy has a small manhood. I pictured this guy as a Jersey Shore member, going to the club to fist pump after GTL.
You know, every alien book we've ever read, minus the ssslithering one, is looking sssuper hot in comparison.
So, Madame Flared Nostrl gets Overcompensating Chuck (I really hope this is a nod to the great Chuck Tingler) to take her home for a little little fun.
"Naomi slid her hand beneath the elastic waistband of his boxers and wrapped her fingers around something as small and hard as a pencil stub.
It's micro sized! Just what the lady ordered. Madame FN is extremely excited that all her dreams are about to come true...she's about to have her unsuspecting nostril violated. Poor nostril, you didn't stand a chance with that 'exotic flare that all men noticed'. (I laughed at that description).
Madame FN introduces micro peen Chuck to the joys of nostril sex. It's a whole new world for his micro peen, finally finding the right fit sexually for his Papa Smurf sized genitals. It gets really gross here. She keeps talking about his musky crotch odor, and strong smell....let me just use the hurl bag for a minute. You know how it ends?......
Yeah, scarred for life and want to hurl. The end.
I'm rating this 2 stars because of the ick factor. It's well written for this genre and extremely ridiculous and funny. I'd read more by this author. I wonder if there will be a sequel about exploring the joys of the ear canal.
This book is silly, gross, and perverted. I didn't know wanting to be nasally sexed was a fetish. Always learning new things in the MacHalo smut room.
The dashing heroine of this novel I'm calling Madame Flared Nostril, sees a vastly overcompensating guy at the club and thinks he could be the one. He's got a supped up giant truck with a lift kit, muscles upon muscles, skintight jeans and pink tshirt, bleached hair, and smokes a giant cigar. That's a lot of flash and phallic imagery, making Madame FN think this guy has a small manhood. I pictured this guy as a Jersey Shore member, going to the club to fist pump after GTL.
You know, every alien book we've ever read, minus the ssslithering one, is looking sssuper hot in comparison.
So, Madame Flared Nostrl gets Overcompensating Chuck (I really hope this is a nod to the great Chuck Tingler) to take her home for a little little fun.
"Naomi slid her hand beneath the elastic waistband of his boxers and wrapped her fingers around something as small and hard as a pencil stub.
It's micro sized! Just what the lady ordered. Madame FN is extremely excited that all her dreams are about to come true...she's about to have her unsuspecting nostril violated. Poor nostril, you didn't stand a chance with that 'exotic flare that all men noticed'. (I laughed at that description).
Madame FN introduces micro peen Chuck to the joys of nostril sex. It's a whole new world for his micro peen, finally finding the right fit sexually for his Papa Smurf sized genitals. It gets really gross here. She keeps talking about his musky crotch odor, and strong smell....let me just use the hurl bag for a minute. You know how it ends?......
Yeah, scarred for life and want to hurl. The end.
I'm rating this 2 stars because of the ick factor. It's well written for this genre and extremely ridiculous and funny. I'd read more by this author. I wonder if there will be a sequel about exploring the joys of the ear canal.
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February 19, 2016
This is a lot more romantic than I thought. Which is to say, it's a little romantic.
Could have done without the part where the woman laughs and shoots semen out of her nose. Also, I don't really get the man's desire to fuck the OTHER nostril at a later date. I would think they're pretty much the same?
Anyway, it's a classic romantic setup. Guy with micro penis meets woman with abnormally large nostrils.
I'll say this too, I find the cover model's bored expression to be a little odd. Where do they find the models for these? What do they tell them? Are they just stock photos who never dreamed they'd be on the cover of a book about getting nostril fucked?
Could have done without the part where the woman laughs and shoots semen out of her nose. Also, I don't really get the man's desire to fuck the OTHER nostril at a later date. I would think they're pretty much the same?
Anyway, it's a classic romantic setup. Guy with micro penis meets woman with abnormally large nostrils.
I'll say this too, I find the cover model's bored expression to be a little odd. Where do they find the models for these? What do they tell them? Are they just stock photos who never dreamed they'd be on the cover of a book about getting nostril fucked?
November 8, 2013
You would think that an erotic short story about a woman with large nostrils encouraging a man with an extremely small penis to engage in intercourse with her nose (think Deep Sinus) would be nothing more than a cheap gag, but Fannie Tucker takes this unlikely subject matter and turns it into a story which is not only erotic but somehow sweet and touching.
February 19, 2024
Right on brand for Fannie Tucker. A weird short erotic that was right on the nose. *ba dum tiss*
Hilariously satirical yet so realistic. I was cackling the entire time. Ridiculous in the best ways.
Hilariously satirical yet so realistic. I was cackling the entire time. Ridiculous in the best ways.
June 1, 2017
Fuh-nee
April 17, 2020
Absolutely amazing. Fannie Tucker is a literary genius in the world of micro-penis erotica. I have never had suck a gripping story with so little to grab. I would have never thought this book would include such great drama, comedy, suspense, and of course. Erotica. If I could only give more than 5 stars I would. Fannie Tucker deserves to be knighted by the Queen of England for this masterpiece.
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January 1, 2023
I don’t even know what to say. For 13 pages it wasn’t terrible lol
February 14, 2023
Two stars because she's actually a really good writer!
October 18, 2024
Never in my life have I seen a penis described as “pencil meat” or gagged more than reading “sticky globs of jism that trickled down her throat.” We couldn’t have used any other wording???
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