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this is a subject

This is a comment. It may or may not be here because your talk page is otherwise blank. tedder (talk) 06:15, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

• This is a point, you may or may not get it because carrots are carrotish. :) --Dave ^{♠♣♥♦1185♪♫™} 10:29, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Eh, carrots are orange, Doc. You might be t'inkin' o' de carrotid artery. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 14:04, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

Ref Desk humour

Despite my request of 12 hours ago, your latest post posing as humour has caused me to raise your behaviour on the Ref Desk talk page. -- Jack of Oz ... speak! ... 23:29, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

I read your "joke". That was unbelievably vile and inappropriate. AniMate 00:10, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what you're talking about, and I'm not watching the ref desk talk page, so feel free to say whatever you want about me there, as I won't see it anyway. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 00:29, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

OK, must be the cherry yogurt joke. Well, I'm not the one who pointed out an article which had some ridiculous story about a woman stuffing yogurt inside her. And if you're offended by something as mundane as the biology of menstruation, don't you ever call me prudish again. :) ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 00:40, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

There's a term to describe people like you, Jack; it rhymes with 'shiny van hitch'. You should be able to figure it out for yourself. HalfShadow 00:56, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Luckily, I'm a prude, so I don't know what you're trying to say to Jack. And I'll gladly remain ignorant. :) ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 01:02, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Why, I don't know what you're trying to imply, Mr Bunny. HalfShadow 01:04, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

It's over my head, too, but whatever it's supposed to mean, it seems to be some sort of negative comment about me personally. Veteran editors know not to do that, but to confine their remarks to behaviour, as I have done. -- Jack of Oz ... speak! ... 01:12, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

I checked a rhyming dictionary, and it might be "Heinie bran itch," which might be a side effect of the consumption of excess fiber at breakfast. So try some yogurt instead of all the bran. (Not intended as medical advice.) Edison (talk) 04:30, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Are you recommending a topic bran? tedder (talk) 04:34, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, now you've done it - my mind is now aglow with whirling ceral nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of punning... Starting with the Kellogg–Brand Pack, a treaty that made the world Safe for corn flakes. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 04:44, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Just install a filter between brain and the "Enter" button to avoid being branned from editing.Edison (talk) 04:54, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

I think you'll have a difficult time getting consensus for branning or banning based on this. It wasn't exactly like yelling "COCK!" in a crowded theater; the question was already past the decency line for most folks who were likely to be offended. tedder (talk) 05:07, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, if being a 'veteran editor' involves becoming something like you, I think I'd rather drink bleach first... HalfShadow 01:17, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Um... There's really not much to talk about here. Let's wait till tomorrow and see whether we're still mad. PhGustaf (talk) 01:21, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

It is disturbing to read the celebration of personal abuse in this thread. Meanwhile tell me, Bug: exactly how is the reputation of the RDs improved by the assurance that wherever possible a schoolboy joke will be inserted. Way to encourage people to ask thing: mock the subject matter of the question. That's cetain to reassure. --Tagishsimon (talk) 01:22, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

The article that someone directed the OP to had something about one woman stuffing yogurt into another woman. That you don't find offensive, but a joke about something as harmless as menstrual blood, you do find offensive? Go figure. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 01:26, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

If anyone cares, my inspiration for that joke was a drink that was served some years ago at a seafood place, I'm thinking it was Red Lobster, of all things. They had a drink that was basically white, and a little plastic shark hanging on the edge with its mouth open, and when you were ready you would tip the shark and raspberry sauce would spill into the drink. I kid you not. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 01:43, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Being watched...

• Bugs, to paraphrase what you said the other day: "Emm, I dunno, but did ya evuh have da feelin' ya was bein'... watched?"[2] Hahaha... looks like its true! --Dave ^{♠♣♥♦1185♪♫™} 01:32, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
  • "Gee, it's quiet out there." "Yeah, TOO quiet." (Dialog from Western movie). Edison (talk) 05:00, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Ref Desk Talk

There is a discussion that involves you at the ref desk talk page. Senor Reparar (talk) 01:59, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the update. So, is your user ID the Spanish translation of "Pioneer Courthouse"? :) ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 02:03, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

• ¡Ay, caramba! --Dave ^{♠♣♥♦1185♪♫™} 02:11, 13 March 2010 (UTC)