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|involved = {{Burma-shave|WOULD THAT I COULD|CAN'T THOUGH I SHOULD|BUT SOME OTHER ADMIN|MAY BLOCK YOU FOR GOOD|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }} |
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|teahouse = {{Burma-shave|THIS IS NOT|FOR AN/I| |
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|crappy = {{Burma-shave|EVERYONE|IS SO UNHAPPY|[[WP:ANI|<span style="color:white"><u>AN/I</u></span>]]|IS REALLY CRAPPY|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }} |
|crappy = {{Burma-shave|EVERYONE|IS SO UNHAPPY|[[WP:ANI|<span style="color:white"><u>AN/I</u></span>]]|IS REALLY CRAPPY|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }} |
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Revision as of 19:11, 16 December 2021
This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
This template presents prepackaged notices in the form of the Burma-shave ads once seen on American highways. It is intended to be used as a humorous notification to experienced editors. It should be used for editors who you have a good relationship with to give them a friendly nudge. With new or grumpy editors (or if you're not sure the editor will take the joke well), just use a standard message or warning template.
As an alternative, the {{burma-shave}} template can be used to create your own custom Burma-Shave poem.
Usage
{{Burma-shave-notice
| 1=
| layout=
}}
Parameters
1
– The notice to use (see below). Capitalization doesn't matter.layout
– The layout to use, default is "vertical". Choices are "horizontal" and "vertical".
Notices
- aninotice: WHEN YOU POSTTO AN/IDON'T FORGETTO NOTIFYBurma-shave
- crappy: EVERYONEIS SO UNHAPPYAN/IIS REALLY CRAPPYBurma-shave
- battleground: AT WPWHERE EGOS ABOUNDLET'S AVOIDA BATTLEGROUNDBurma-shave
- disengage: WHEN DISCUSSIONSFILL WITH RAGEIT MIGHT BE TIMETO DISENGAGEBurma-shave
- promo: YOUR CONTRIBSGIVE ME THE NOTIONYOU'RE JUST HEREFOR SELF-PROMOTIONBurma-shave
- sign: WHEN YOU COMMENTDON'T BE LAMEJUST FOUR TILDESSIGNS YOUR NAMEBurma-shave
- contentdispute: NEW AN/I THREADA PROBLEM ACUTE!CLOSED WITHOUT ACTION"CONTENT DISPUTE"Burma-shave
- section (re Arbcom's unthreaded discussion rule): ONLY POSTIN YOUR OWN SECTIONCLERKS WILL SUFFERNO EXCEPTIONBurma-shave
- involved (For involved administrators): WOULD THAT I COULDCAN'T THOUGH I SHOULDBUT SOME OTHER ADMINMAY BLOCK YOU FOR GOODBurma-shave
- teahouse: THIS IS NOTFOR AN/ITHE TEAHOUSE IS SOMETHINGYOU SHOULD TRYBurma-shave
- inclusiveness: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave
- agf: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave
- vandal: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave
- revdel: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave
- A unknown or invalid value returns: UNKNOWN OPTIONWHAT A CROCKTAKE A MOMENTREAD THE DOCBurma-shave
TemplateData
Displays pre-written Burma-Shave notices.
Parameter | Description | Type | Status | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Notice name | 1 | The name of the notice to use. Case insensitive. See documentation subpage for valid options.
| String | optional |
Layout | layout | Whether to display the notice vertically (vertical) or horizontally (horizontal)
| String | optional |