FearMyMoustache

Misc

Help!
I'm suffering from extreme
userbox overload.

Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

This user is convinced zebras are horses in disguise.

This users favourite Cryptid is the Kraken

This user is a scary Ghost.

This user likes turtles.

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys llama trekking.

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This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user loves scorpions and shows it by using this userbox created by somebody who likes these magnificent creatures.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

This user wishes they could have a Colossal squid as a pet.

Politics: from Poli (Greek) meaning many and Ticks (English) meaning blood sucking creatures.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user wants to grow a 1920s villain-style mustache. Bwahahaha!

The ancestors of this user hunted
mammoth and mastodon.
So how was your day?

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

Personal

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user cannot communicate with Rats.

This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion.

This user mashes buttons. Real hard.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user finds dihydrogen monoxide highly toxic.

N WThis user is never wrong. Once,

they thought they were wrong,

but they were mistaken.

This user loves dogs.

This user succeeds at not being a complete asshole. Mostly.

This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.

This user couldn't care less about football.

41This user is 41 years, 2 months, and 13 days old. ()

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

This user believes science, practiced through the scientific method, is the
most reliable way of determining the
nature of reality.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

NWThis user plays NumberWang.

This user admires the tropical rainforests.

This user is interested in evolutionary biology.

This user is mortal.

This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...

Interests

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This user is a celldweller fan.

This user knows that understanding is a three-edged sword.

LFGThis user wields the Fork of Truth.

This user's favourite animal is a
Fennec Fox.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a vault dweller

仮面This user is a Vizard.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.

FMA	This user is not a half pint or a midget!

人柱力This user is a jinchūriki.

?This user refuses to fall into the stereotypical dumb-fighter cliché.

Dr. Who"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

HThis user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass!

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

RDThis user is full of smeg.

Hobbies

EThis user is hurling fireballs at you with his/her elementalist in Guild Wars

This user's Mage casts deadly spells in World of Warcraft.

BYHDThis user is going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN with lemons!

BioShockThis user is in search of Rapture.

c('-'c)This user loves Kirby.

Believe them, this user is doing science and is still alive.

This user thinks in a very cubic way....

This user owns a neopet.

This user plays Pokémon Go and is in Team Mystic.

This user enjoys photography.

Pika!This user has gotta catch 'em all.

’M	Wild MissingNo. appeared!

This user reads Marvel Comics.

Food & Drink

C₈H₁₀N₄O₂There is too much blood in this user's caffeine system.

This user loves pizza.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user is obsessed with
Cheeses

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves bacon!

This user believes that
pigs are both smarter &
cleaner than chickens.
They taste better, too!

This user likes pie.