Recent timeline of "Big Wolf"'s life

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My All-Time Favorite Songs

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Banana Wolfing Records

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Cumulative Records

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  • Banana # Date Witnessed By
  • 0 3/14/05 ---
  • 1,000 4/19/05 Sarah Tyler, Richard Leese
  • 2,000 7/31/05 Henry Lin only
  • 3,000 11/7/05 Roochi Mishra, David Carpenter
  • 4,000 1/14/06 John Mackey only
  • 5,000 4/22/06 PJ Dillon, Athena Amer, Christine Chung, Agata Bugaj (via Web-Cam)
  • 6,000 5/6/06 Jim Clark only
  • 7,000 7/30/06 Athena Amer, Justyna Krotski
  • 7,500 8/4/06 Agata Bugaj and Joe Epperson, via Web-Cam
  • 7,777 8/11/06 Various random people at Point State Park
  • 8,000 8/16/06 John Zidian, John Tortorice
  • 8,128 8/18/06 None
  • 8,621-8,627 9/7/06 Eweline Flinta
  • 9,000 9/21/06 John Mackey, Stanislaw Radziszowski
  • 10,000 10/28/06, based on statistical estimate

Daily Records

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  • 4/15/05 : 153
  • 8/4/06  : 139*
  • 8/17/06 : 119
  • 7/30/06 : 108
  • 8/3/06  : 101
  • 4/17/05 : 102
  • 6/11/06 : 91
  • 11/7/05 : 86
  • 8/1/06  : 82
  • 7/31/06 : 80
  • 8/2/06  : 79
  • 4/24/05 : 79
  • 8/5/06  : 77
  • 10/1/06 : 52 plaintains

\* Special thanks to Wesley Norroski (our janitor) for bringing back my trash so I could count them

Most Unusual "Natural" Foods I Have Consumed

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Discography

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  • 2001. 25 Years of Beauty I

Album "25 Years of Beauty II"

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  • 2004. 1. 25 Years of Beauty II
  • 2004. 2. For a Million Kisses to Come
  • 2004. 3. Sky High
  • 2004. 4. Always?
  • 2004. 5. The Most Breathtaking Object on Planet Earth
  • 2004. 6. I Could not Have Dreamed Up a Girl Like You
  • 2004. 7. Era of Trueness
  • 2004. 8. (You Make me) Feel Alive
  • 2005. 9. (This is my Love, and) I'm Never Going Back

2005

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  • 2005. 25 Years of Beauty III
  • 2005. 25 Years of Beauty IV
  • 2005. 40 Years of Intelligence
  • 2005. Infinite Love

2006

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  • 2006. 25 Years of Beauty V
  • 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VI
  • 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VII
  • 2006. Cheater Cheater
  • 2006. 30 Years of Creativity
  • 2006. Infinite Love II
  • 2006. Big Fat Athena (Fat fetishism)
  • 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VIII (commemorating Kelly Clarkson!!!)
  • 2006. 60 Years of Excellence
  • 2006. Somewhere, Somehow, Someday
  • 2006. All my Troubles Melt Away (When I See You)
  • 2006. Love Atop Three Rivers (Ohio, Monogahala, and Alleghany)
  • 2006. Synergistic
  • 2006. Avenue of Love (Forbes Avenue, where I have met 4 of my last 5 dates)
  • 2006. Bóg Tylko Wyrabia Jedżę z Was (God Only Makes One of You) --- Special thanks to Justyna Krotski for help with words.
  • 2006. Joey, What are you Doing?
  • 2006. All-Night Fucking
  • 2006. Good Ol' 54C
  • 2006. In My Darkest Moments

2007

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  • 2007. An Ocean, A Life, A Heartbeat Away
  • 2007. Skończą i Elegancki (Complete and Elegant) --- Special thanks to Athena Amer for help with words.
  • 2007. Craig on Craig Street Going 100 Miles an Hour
  • 2007. Beer!!!
  • 2007. JDC, the IDC Guy
  • 2007. Nikita (Remake of Elton John's Nikita)
  • 2007. Drink Up and Drive (Remake of Shut Up and Drive)

Comming Soon

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  • 2009. A version of 25 Years of Beauty dedicated to Alicja Janosz
  • More good songs dedicated to our excellent presiden George W Bush
  • Song dedicated to our wonderful and beautiful Pittsburgh

Most Frequented Bus Routes in Pittsburgh

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  • 71A: Downtown - Uptown - Oakland - Negley
  • 54C: South Side - Oakland - Strip District - North Side
  • 81B: Downtown - Hill District - Lincoln
  • 67A: Downtown - Oakland - Monroeville
  • 100: East Busway - Oakland - Downtown - West Busway
  • 91A: Downtown - Strip District - Butler Street
  • HP: Downtown - East Busway - Holiday Park
  • EBO: Oakland - East Busway


Six Degrees of Seperation

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People One Degree from Me

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People Two Degrees from Me

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People Three Degrees from Me

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People Four Degrees from Me

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  • Richard Hatch, winner of Survivor Borneo (4 for sure; most likely 3)

I Need Your Help

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I am currently a graduate student at the University of Pittsburgh, doing research on Ramsey Theory. Over the last year and a half, I have solved many problems involving it, but there is one problem in my life that has defied solution. On September 6th, 2006, I did a presentation for my research at the University of Warsaw. While on my trip, I decided to audition for Polish Idol season 8. While I was standing in the line waiting for my turn I met the most wonderful girl of all time. To my disbelief she started talking to me. Unfortunately, in the midst of the excitement, I forgot to ask for any contact information. She was 21 years old during the audition, and probably did not make it to the top 90. If you can help, e-mail me at [email protected].

Speeding Hall of Fame

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Sign My Guestbook

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Andrew, you are maybe the most hilarious person I know. I hope you can come up to Penn State and visit me and Kaven soon.

Dave, AKA Beer Guy




Andrew, You are one of the most entertaining and smartest people I know. Good luck in the future with whatever you do, and all your music and math and computer science.

your friend, jim

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