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Today my kids were arguing. My oldest yelled, "YOU WERE ADOPTED." My younger child's comeback was "WELL, AT LEAST THEY WANTED ME." Okay, even I must admit that's a good one.
My ex yelled out of his car and called me a slut. I told him I'd been called worse and when he asked what I replied with "Your girlfriend "
Dont Invent It With Your Small Mind And Share It With Your Big Mouth
Devil shows up in church and everyone runs out but an old man. Devil says why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me? Old man says, nope, married your sister! - iFunny
Devil shows up in church and everyone runs out but an old man. Devil says why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me? Old man says, nope, married your sister! - iFunny :)