Damn this expires on Halloween 2025
800 days left (another skeleton link)
I think i figured out why it’s double glitched, at some point i edited the root post so that must’ve messed up the barely held together poll
This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
saw this comment and i had to
its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in
I go to the store to buy a can of peas, except when I open it it is actually a can of geese. The geese proceed to shoot out like some kind of fully automatic t-shirt cannon
You know it's a miracle I haven't accidentally posted something not meant for this blog sooner
READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS
Story idea:
Two schoolkids who are best friends get annoyed about everyone assuming that they're dating just because one of them is a boy and the other one is a girl. Then it occurs to them that both of them are being raised by a single parent, so if they managed to introduce their parents to each other and they get together, that would make them step-siblings, so every time someone asked if they're together together, they could just go "eww wtf that's my brother/sister."
So they start making elaborate plans on how to get their parents to date each other. At no point does it cross either of their minds that they could have just lied about being cousins or something.
Also all their schemes and plans fail, and as a funny side plot, their other parents who did not get custody meet by pure happenstance and eventually get together, meaning the protagonists did end up as step-siblings after all.
hatsune-kozumikku asked:
smeemos how do you feel about the economy
smeemos answered:
3 months old.
Sharing my thoughts on what to do about this
